I've stolen all your Corn Pops and there's nothing you can do about it! Hahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!

Let's spread some holiday cheer by mounting in our tanks and go through every street, town, city and country around the world and blast away!

In today's top story, Admiral Ackbar of the Rebellion who was presumed to have been killed by the First Order was recently spotted in a galaxy not far from here. According to several eye-witnesses, he was seen dressed in surfer attire, riding what is presumed to be a hoverboard, heading toward the multi-colored space vortex, known as the Downward Spiral.

Stay tuned for more details!

Mickey and his friends were having a dinner party one night. When everyone sat down and helped themselves, Minnie noticed two guests were missing and asked "Mickey, where are Donald and Daisy? Aren't they coming?" And with a smile, Mickey answered "They are here, Minnie. What do you think tonight's special is?"

RONALD MCDONALD GOES TO A WEAPON STORE AND BUYS A GUN. WHO DOES HE SHOOT FIRST?

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